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PostSubject: My Mom Got Jokes On Ke$ha   Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:20 pm

So we're watching the Dick Clark New Years Eve show, and Ke$ha comes on to perform. My mom has this really puzzled look on her face. She then starts squinting, trying to get a clear view of Ke$ha, I guess, and then, I shit you not, tears form in her eyes. I ask her what's wrong and she says, "I just feel so sorry for whatever happened to that boy to make him want to turn into a woman."

She thinks Ke$ha is a man. She had never seen or heard of this girl until about 10 minutes ago when she/he took the stage. And now, my mom is just going crazy, saying how we shouldn't be subjected to such blasphemy on such a "respected family show."

Wow. My mom is bawse.

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PostSubject: Re: My Mom Got Jokes On Ke$ha   Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:59 pm

I agree with your mom. Kesha looks like a dude to me too. She has the face and body of a man but she/he can sing though.
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PostSubject: Re: My Mom Got Jokes On Ke$ha   Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:16 pm

Ke$ha CANNOT sing. I'll give Rihanna some credit, but fuck Ke$ha.

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PostSubject: Re: My Mom Got Jokes On Ke$ha   Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:04 pm

what credit can you give Rihanna, she looks hot but she can't sing
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