Ringtones That Give Women Bigger Breasts

I remember hearing about this on my local radio station about a month ago, and I swear my boobs responded to the ringtone. I had to turn my radio off because I was worried. They don't need to be any bigger. But the science behind it is really interesting, so I thought I would share it with the forum.


Music and sound can have a powerful effect on the mind. A slow, light song can relax you, a happy, upbeat song can give you energy, and a good driving song can make your journey seem half as long. A song from a tape that you completely wore out in high school can bring you back instantly.

A researcher in Tokyo, Japan who studies the mind and artificial intelligence has taken this one step further. He is trying to show not only that music and sound can affect your mind, but that it can also make physical changes to your body.

The experiment goes like this:

In Japanese cities, people use cell phones. A LOT. It’s not uncommon for people in Tokyo to hear their cell phone ring 20-40 times per day. Hideto Tomabechi, one of the guys who helped deprogram members of the Aum Shinrikyo cult in Japan, has embedded a sound in a ringtone that fools your mind into interpreting it as a crying baby.

The hypothesis is that if women’s minds and bodies respond to the ringtone in the same way that they are known to respond to a real crying baby, then they will experience the same physiological effects as if they heard the real thing . If it’s heard often enough, over time their breasts will grow.

If you’re a man and aren’t to thrilled about the idea of getting larger breasts, he also has ringtones in the works that he claims will improve your memory, make you more attractive to the opposite sex, cure baldness, and help you give up smoking. It’s all about the ringtones, baby.

What, now you want a copy of the ringtone to secretly put on your girfriend’s phone (or maybe you just want to hear it) ? Here you go.

Watch the Discovery Channel video below to see the results of the experiment.



Source

People do the strangest shit

I swear, I just never understood the appeal of large breasts. They are high maintenance, painful, and annoying.

Subliminal messages do work. Coca Cola did it in movie theaters and it worked. Their sales saw an increase of 30%.

Cant say from a woman's point of view but large breasts are very pleasing and comforting. It gives me hope to live.

interesting shit...

non droopy breasts>big breasts

Well shaped small boobs > big floppy ones